評論
打印
Okay, so the final four forts in the first annual best fort ever contest, or "Fort off," are Fort Knox, Fort Ticonderoga, Fort Sumter and...Fort Cozy McBlanket.
好，第一屆年度最佳堡壘大賽，或簡稱堡壘大對決最后四強為諾克斯堡、提康德羅加堡、薩姆特堡...舒適毯堡。
I'd say...Knox over Ticonderoga 'cause it's got the gold.
我認為...諾克斯堡力壓提康德羅加堡，因為它那有金子。（諾克斯堡是美國國庫黃金存放處；提康德羅加堡是美國舊時極富戰(zhàn)略意義的堡壘）
And McBlanket over Sumter 'cause it has a higher thread count. 10:00. Date night's over.
舒適毯堡完勝薩姆特堡，因為它織物針數(shù)高。十點了。約會之夜結(jié)束了。（薩姆特堡曾在1861年被轟炸，隨后林肯總統(tǒng)對南方宣戰(zhàn)，爆發(fā)南北戰(zhàn)爭）
Wait, no. We haven't picked a winner.
等等，不要。我們還沒選出冠軍呢。
We both know this one's gonna win.
我們都知道這個堡會勝出的。
Well, of course we do. Fort Knox doesn't have a secret physics lending library.
確實如此。畢竟諾克斯堡沒有秘密物理學(xué)圖書館。
Come on, I'll help you take this down.
來，我?guī)湍悴鹆恕?/div>
Well, wait. What if, just this once, we suspend the date night parameters and you stay later?
等等。我們破例一晚，約會之夜的限制因素暫時失效，你多待一會好嗎？
Well, as long as we're suspending the parameters, I could stay really late and we could have our first sleepover.
既然限制因素暫時失效，我可以待到非常晚。我們還可以第一次同居一晚。
That's a big step.
這可是一大步啊。
It's a big fort.
畢竟這么大個堡。
Very well. I will agree to a family-friendly, G-rated, boy-girl sleepover.
很好。我同意來一晚闔家歡樂的、老少咸宜的、 男孩女孩式的大眾級過夜。
Pg. Some scenes may be too intense for younger viewers.
家長陪同級。某些場景對少兒來講過于強烈。
G-rated, with a warning for families with babies and toddlers.
老少咸宜級，附有對有嬰兒及幼童家庭的警示。
You got yourself a sleepover.
你成功獲得過夜小伙伴。
Do you need to borrow a toothbrush or pajamas?
用不用借你牙刷和睡衣？
