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Okay, we're headed out. See you later.
我們要出門了，再見。
Before you leave, could you test these noise-cancelling headphones?
你倆走之前，能幫我測試一下這降噪耳機嗎？
Yeah, sure. Okay.
好呀。
Go ahead.
開始吧。
Hello, can you hear me?
你好，能聽見我說話嗎？
Sheldon, I haven't changed the filter in the water pitcher in two years.
謝爾頓，咱家水壺里的濾水器已經兩年沒換過了。
Uh, Bernadette's nickname for you is the virgin pina colada.
伯納黛特給你取了個外號叫處子雞尾酒。（意為無酒精的雞尾酒）。
Your George Lucas autograph is really a "me" autograph.
你收藏的喬治·盧卡斯簽名其實是我的簽名。
Yeah, well, once I was too lazy to walk across the hall, so I used your toothbrush.
有一次我懶得走回我家去，于是我借用了你的牙刷。
Ooh, and one time when you were asleep, Amy totally took off her...And that's why you're the best roommate ever.
還有一次你睡著了，艾米脫掉了她的所以你才是百里挑一的好室友。
Now I'm sad I didn't hear it.
真可惜我沒聽到這些好話。
So what do you need the headphones for?
你拿這降噪耳機干嘛用呢？
Well, I've been struggling for months to come up with a theory of dark matter that doesn't make protons decay.
我這幾個月一直在研究暗物質中質子不衰變的問題。
I'm hoping to finally tackle it by optimizing my work environment. See, I've got, uh, my tea is at the perfect sipping temperature.
我希望能靠優化工作環境的辦法來解決這個問題。所以我準備了最佳飲用溫度的茶。
Uh, I have fleece-lined boxer shorts to keep my tushie toasty.
還穿上了加絨的四角內褲保暖我的小屁屁。
And then, oh, last but not least, this inspirational cat poster, improved with the reassuring face of physics renegade Richard Feynman.
最后但也是同樣重要的一點，這張激勵人心的貓咪海報，上面印著物理學界的叛徒理查德·費曼和藹可親的臉。
Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night?
這就是你昨晚帶他去文具店的原因嗎？
I don't want to talk about it. There, the place is all yours.
我不想聊這件事。好了，這地盤歸你了。
Yeah, have fun.
好好玩吧。
Oh, I wil. Nothing more fun than a paradigm-shifting evening of science.
我會的。沒有比改變世界的科學之夜更讓人開心的了。
