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I can't even hear him, it's so loud. Can everybody just shut up? !
我聽不見他說話，太吵了。你們能閉嘴嗎？
Hello. Hello. Is this Phil Dumpster?
你好。請問是菲爾.鄧垃圾桶嗎？
What do you want, Gil?
干嘛，格爾？
Got to be kidding me. Hang on.
沒搞錯吧。等等。
Is that your hot wife I hear? Hey, is she still taking those yoga classes? Hanging up.
是你的極品嬌妻在說話嗎？她還在上那些瑜伽課嗎？我要掛了。
W-w-wait. Wait. Real quick. The listing at 225 Cedar Street, it's mine now.
等等。就說一句話。錫達街225號的房子歸我管了。
You poached my listing?
你居然偷了我的房子？（Poach有"竊取"和"水煮"兩個意思poached egg: 水煮蛋）
Poached it, seasoned it, and covered it in Thorpe-andaise sauce, my friend. You should thank me, dumpy.
不僅偷了，還給它調了味，順便加了索普蛋白醬呢，哥們。你該謝謝我，傻鄧。
You're back in second place with your favorite view...my sweet behind.
你又退居二線了，不過你還能看到美景，那就是我的后背。
Why does everything with him have to be so dramatic?
為什么事情一碰到他就都這么麻煩？
Why are we stopping?
我們為什么要停下來？
Oh, my God! I thought I lost you.
天吶！我以為我失去你了。
What's to tell? A truck runs a stop sign, I avoid it, everyone walks away, bing, bang, no boom.
能說什么呢？卡車開過了停車標示，我避開了卡車，大家都走開了，有驚無險。
There was a truck! That was crazy!
那可是輛卡車！太嚇人了！
Everybody calm down. Calm down. Let's not overreact.
大家都冷靜一下。別激動。
What? ! Dad! We were almost just killed! Yes!
你說什么？老爸！我們差點就死了！是啊！
Exactly. Almost, which means we're all just fine.
沒錯，差點，也就是說我們都沒事。
You aren't the least bit upset?
你就沒有一點點后怕嗎？
It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning that started with a whipped-cream smile on my waffle.
今天早上我吃的華夫餅上有奶油笑臉，要毀掉這樣美好的早晨可沒這么容易。
Okay, it may have affected me a little, but sometimes it's hard to know what you're feeling.
其實我是受了點影響，但有時要明白自己的感受并不容易。
