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I love that you take pride in your looks, even when I have to pee in the morning, and you're in there spending an hour on your hair.
我喜歡你總喜歡精心打扮，就算是我早上尿急的時候，你也能在廁所花費1小時梳頭。
I love that you're too good to pee in the kitchen sink.
我喜歡你太嬌貴不肯在廚房水槽尿尿的態度。
I love that you have the confidence to speak, even without giving it an ounce of thought.
我喜歡你有完全不過腦子就高談闊論的那種自信。
And I love how your hair is always on the soap. It's like washing myself with a hamster.
我喜歡你頭發全都沾在香皂上，搞得我像捏著只倉鼠洗澡一樣。
Hey, guys. Sorry I am so late. I was on the phone with my mother.
兩位，抱歉我來晚了。我剛才跟我媽通電話呢。
Oh, how is she?
她怎么樣了？
Pretty good. She bought the book Eat, Pray, Love and used it to set my father's Mercedes on fire. So, what's up with you guys?
還不錯。她買了本《飯·禱·愛》，然后用它把我爸的奔馳燒了。你們倆在干嘛呢？
We're just saying all the things we love about each other.
我們在聊喜歡對方的哪些地方。
Oh, like you and I did at couples therapy.
哇，咱倆在伴侶心理治療時也做過。
Ooh, what'd you get?
你買了什么啊？
Oh, I ordered it before your surgery. It's the urn I was going to put you in.
我在你手術前訂的，是準備安置你的骨灰壇。
Okay, that's morbid. Send it back.
這太變態了。把它退回去。
I can't send it back. I had it engraved. "Here lie the ashes of Leonard Hofstadter. He thought he was right, but his roommate knew better."
這不能退貨，我字都刻好了。"萊納德·霍夫斯塔德長眠于此。他自以為是，卻不及室友睿智。"
That's funny. Boy, I'm gonna miss these painkillers.
這個好笑。老天，我會想念這些讓人嗨的止痛藥。
Hey, why did you get two? "I'm with stupid." - Oh, that one's mine.
你干嘛買兩個？"我旁邊那貨是笨蛋。" -那個是我的。
