評論
打印
Club sandwich, burger.
總會三明治，漢堡包
Why the big smile, Han?
憨，干嘛笑得這么開心
You going commando under those corduroys?
是在興奮燈芯絨褲里沒穿內褲嗎
No, Max, I am happy today because diner clientele has finally changed for the better.
不，麥克斯，我開心是因為用餐顧客的整體質素終于有了提高
Look, two parties of cool hipsters are sitting at tables near wall.
瞧，靠墻桌子那邊坐著兩幫嬉皮士潮人
You think those are six hipsters?
你覺得那邊坐著的是六個嬉皮士嗎
Okay, let's go over this one more time.
好吧，咱們再考一遍
Hipster or homeless pop quiz, ready? Ready.
如何區分嬉皮士和流浪漢，準備好了嗎？好了
Hipsters wear? Skinny jeans.
嬉皮士穿什么？緊身牛仔褲
Homeless wear? Dirty jeans.
流浪漢穿什么？臟牛仔褲
Hipsters listen to? Radiohead.
嬉皮士聽什么？收音機頭的音樂
Homeless listen to? The voices in their head.
流浪漢聽什么？自己頭里的幻聽
Hipsters have? Beard and a blog.
嬉皮士有什么？絡腮胡和博客
Homeless have? Beard and so much sadness.
流浪漢有什么？絡腮胡和愁云慘霧
I see sadness, there and there.
我看見愁云籠罩著他和他
I'll handle this.
我來搞定
I told you before, I don't want you kind in here.
我說過這家店不歡迎你們這種人
Take a trendy hike.
滾去追逐潮流吧
Better step it up. The Apple store closes at ten.
趕緊動身，蘋果店十點就關門了
Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
麥克斯，為什么你要把嬉皮士趕走
'Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo.
因為我不想再次成為他們非主流自拍的人肉背景
