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These tights suck.
這緊身衣太惡心了
Hi. Hi, elf.
你好呀，小精靈
I just got assigned to the front of the line with you.
我剛被分配來前線陪你
Oh, crap.
我靠
It's me, Mary. "Mary Christmas."
是我呀，瑪麗。"圣誕瑪麗"
You know, like my brother Patrick always says. Yeah, you said that.
我哥哥派翠克總這么說。你說過了
Look at how cute we look...Jingles!
我們看上去真有愛，叮鐺作響
I just named you Jingles.
我剛幫你取了個名字叫"小叮鐺"
Get it? 'Cause of all your bells.
懂嗎，因為你身上的鈴鐺
Oh, listen... Ah, this is my number-one favorite Christmas song.
聽著，這是我最喜歡的圣誕歌
What's your favorite Christmas song?
你最喜歡的圣誕歌是什么
Silent night. Get it? 'Cause I want you to be silent.
《平安夜》，懂嗎，因為我想你閉嘴
What's the matter with you?
你怎么了
You're acting like an elfhole.
你就像個精靈混蛋
Oh, hello, children!
你們好，孩子們
Who's next to see my husband, Santa?
下一個輪到誰去見我丈夫，圣誕老人
I am so mad at you right now.
我現在很氣你
Uh, hold on, children.
等一下，孩子們
Mrs. Claus is just having an issue with one of her elf employees.
圣誕老婆婆跟精靈員工之間出了點小問題
What are you doing? What's wrong with you?
你這是干嘛，你怎么了
You abandon me on Christmas the day after my father abandons me on Thanksgiving?
感恩節我爸拋棄我，隔天你就在圣誕節拋棄我
You have balls.
你膽子挺大啊
Christmas balls...
圣誕樹掛球
Like on Santa's tree... Or a Hanukkah bush.
就是圣誕樹上掛的，或光明節樹
Look, I've got my own problems, okay?
各有各的煩心事，好嗎
Santa is kind of hands-y.
圣誕老人有點毛手毛腳的
And you leave me here with this one when I'm coming down the bad side of nine-hour energy mountain?
當我開始從九小時雞血澎湃的狀態下開始走下坡時，你居然扔下我，獨自忍受那女的
I don't know what's at the bottom, but so far, not the miracle on 34th Street I was hoping for.
我不知道坡底會是什么，不過應該不會是我盼望的《34街奇跡》
Well, elf-- Her name is Jingles.
聽著，精靈，她叫小叮鐺
One more word, Mary, seriously.
別逼我出手，瑪麗，你再放個屁試試
Listen, Bipolar Express, you need to jingle all the way up that mountain,
聽著，躁郁特快，你得一路鈴兒響叮當地爬回坡上
because all these kids are looking at us.
因為所有的孩子在看著咱倆呢
Hello!
你們好呀
You got your list for Santa? Yep. Got it right here.
給圣誕老人的愿望清單寫好了嗎？嗯，寫好了
Well, he's waiting for you, so go right ahead in.
他在等著你，快進去吧
Yay, let's go! Hi.
好耶，咱們走！你好
Oh, you look so pretty in your hat and your coat.
你真漂亮，帽子和大衣真配你
Thank you very much.
多謝夸獎
I used to have a coat like that.
我也有過像這樣的大衣
But she gave it to a reindeer because he was very cold.
但她送給馴鹿了，因為不忍心看它受冷
Oh, you have your list for Santa?
給圣誕老人的愿望清單都寫好啦
Let's see what you want.
看看你都想要什么
Ooh, a pretty doll... Had it.
漂亮的洋娃娃。有過
An easy-bake oven... Had it.
兒童簡易烤箱。有過
A Barbie dream house. Oh, had that, too.
芭比娃娃的美夢洋房。也有過
Had all those things, and now I have nothing-- nothing to stick in my big hole. Okay.
這些我全擁有過，現在卻一無所有，沒東西來塞我的大洞。好了
Jingles, what are you doing? Tell them, Max.
小叮鐺，你這是干嘛？告訴他們，麥克斯
No, no. I'm not Max. I'm Mrs. Claus-- Mrs. Beyonce Claus-- and I'm married to Santa.
不不，我不是麥克斯，我是圣誕老奶奶，碧昂絲版的圣誕老奶奶，圣誕老人是我的丈夫
No, tell them what you told me-- that it's all just stuff we buy to stick in our big holes.
不，把你跟我說的告訴他們，節日不過是通過買禮物來填滿心中的大洞
I've been married for 50 years. I don't even think about holes anymore.
我們結婚五十年了，現在再也不想"洞"這檔子事了
Why is she talking to children about holes?
她為什么在跟孩子們說"洞"事
I'll get her. Okay.
我來擺平。好吧
Caroline-- No, Max, you were right.
卡洛琳。不，麥克斯，你說得對
They should know the truth.
他們應該知道真相
Mrs. Claus, have a little, uh, elf control.
圣誕老奶奶，管好你的精靈
Jingles, come into my little house.
小叮鐺，我們進屋說
No, Max. They should know.
不，麥克斯，他們應該知道的
There is no miracle on 34th Street, and it's not such a wonderful life.
34街根本沒有奇跡，生活一點兒也不美好
If it were, I wouldn't be standing here in crotchless tights in the middle of Santaland,
如果生活美好，我就不會穿著開襠褲站在圣誕樂園的正中間
with a father in prison, too broke to buy a mixer.
爸爸也不會坐牢，也不會連攪拌器都買不起
Stop it, you're gonna ruin Christmas.
閉嘴，你會毀掉圣誕節的
Christmas is all about money.
圣誕節就是用錢堆砌起來的
If you want stuff from Santa, you got to buy it, because there is no--
如果你想收到圣誕老人的禮物，你就得掏腰包，因為這世上根本沒有...
Merry Christmas!
圣誕快樂
Get her out of here now. And you, put your knees together!
快把她帶走，還有你，把雙腿給我并上
