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Hey, Peach.
你好，琵琪
Max, I have the most incredible news.
麥克斯，我有個天大的好消息
Lawyer finally found a loophole in your prenup?
律師終于發現婚前協議書的漏洞了嗎
I wish, no.
我也希望，但不是
I just got an email and I have made it to the final round of casting for Real Housewives of Tribeca.
我剛接到電郵通知，我成功晉級到《三角洲主婦》選角的最后一輪了
Real Housewives of Tribeca?
《三角洲主婦》啊
They're doing neighborhoods now?
現在連普通小區都能成為主題了嗎
What's next, Real Housewives of from here to there?
那之后是要做《這里到那里主婦》嗎
The producers are on their way over
制作人在路上了
and I want everything to be perfect when they see Brad and Angelina.
布萊德和安潔莉娜得呈現最完美的一面給人家看
Uh, Peach, are you aware that your children are being eaten by clothing?
琵琪，你不覺得你的孩子被衣服包得喘不上氣嗎
The snowsuits are Burberry.
這個兒童防雪服可是國際大牌呀
And the padding hides Angelina's weight problem.
而且包起來就看不出安潔莉娜的肥胖
Okay, you have to stop saying that.
夠了，你別再這么說了
She doesn't have a weight problem.
她才沒有體重問題
She's gained 25 pounds in one year.
她一年胖了11公斤呢
Yeah, 'cause she started at zero.
沒錯，因為她的體重是從0開始
Max, we all have to look our best, 'cause ready?
麥克斯，我們必須得呈現最好的一面，
The last spot in the show is between me and Misty Mastbaum.
因為這節目還是我和米斯提·馬斯特鮑的較量
I thought she was your bestie.
我以為她是你閨蜜呢
She is, but my bestie's a bitchy.
她是啊，但我的閨蜜是賤人
She's crazy competitive.
她超級好勝
As soon as we were approached about the show, she adopted a three-legged corgi and named it Mr. Pickle.
節目剛有譜，她就領養了三條腿的狗，還取名為泡菜
That's crazy bitchy.
那還真是很超級賤啊
So now, I'm looking up handicapped animals to impress the producers.
所以現在，我要找殘疾的動物，好給制作人留下深刻的印象
Oh, you want a handicapped animal?
你想要只殘疾的動物嗎
I got your handicapped animal.
我可以幫你弄來
I know a homeless horse with gender identity issues.
我知道一匹有分辨性別障礙的流浪馬
I was thinking something cute, but damaged.
我是想要一些可愛點，但有缺陷的
Like a one-eyed French bulldog.
比如法國獨眼斗牛犬
What if I told you that this horse was a celebrity horse?
要是這匹馬以前是匹明星馬呢
Tell me more.
繼續說
My friend, Caroline Channing...
我朋友，卡洛琳·錢寧
How do you know Caroline Channing?
你怎么會認識卡洛琳·錢寧啊
She's my AA sponsor.
她是我戒酒互助協會的保證人
Makes sense. Go on.
的確有可能，繼續
Anyway, she has this cute, but crazy damaged horse
總之，這匹可愛但是超有缺陷的馬是她的
and since her life flipped upside down, he needs a good home.
她的生活從天堂掉下地獄后，那馬需要一個好的歸屬
Well, I'd have to meet Caroline first. Bring her by on Saturday.
我得先見見卡洛琳·錢寧，周六把她帶這兒來
Max, what an amazing idea.
麥克斯，這個主意太棒了
Misty is literally going to die.
米斯提就乖乖受死吧
I am so thrilled you have a drinking problem.
我真高興你酗酒過度
