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Oh, you look pretty sharp tonight, Earl.
厄爾，今晚打扮得很犀利嘛
You going somewhere special?
有什么特別的活動(dòng)嗎
Max, I am free black and 75.
麥克斯，我是位七十五歲的"黑"鉆王老五
Who knows what the night will bring?
我的夜晚有無限的"可能"
Well, here's a twenty.
給你張二十
Can you break this the way you just broke my heart?
如你弄碎我的心般，把這錢弄成碎銀子給我吧
Pop-pop.
一半，兩半
Look at all this.
瞧瞧這堆錢
People really tipped us well tonight.
今晚大家小費(fèi)給得真多呀
Yeah, well, don't get used to it.
是啊，不過年是不會(huì)天天過的
Thanksgiving is almost here,
等人們意識(shí)到感恩節(jié)的來臨，
and as soon as people realize how much money they have to spend on holiday gifts,
自己得在禮物上花多少錢
their wallets snap tighter than Kim Kardashian's legs after the wedding check cleared.
他們的錢包就會(huì)像金·卡戴珊的兩腿一樣，一領(lǐng)完婚禮撈來的錢，就"夾得緊緊的"
I've always loved this time of year--spiced pumpkin lattes, bringing my winter furs out,
我喜歡每年的這個(gè)時(shí)期，香料南瓜拿鐵，拿出我的冬日皮草
then bringing my winter furs to the dry cleaner's to get the red peta paint out.
然后拿著我的冬日皮草去干洗店，把人道對(duì)待動(dòng)物協(xié)會(huì)潑的紅漆弄掉
For me, it was jumping into a pile of leaves and finding a used condom.
節(jié)日之于我，就是跳進(jìn)一堆葉子，像尋寶一樣找一個(gè)用過的套子
What's up, children of the corn?
怎么了，玉米田的小孩
I will stay tonight and decorate diner for American holiday of Thanksgiving.
今晚我會(huì)留下熬夜裝飾餐廳，為美國節(jié)日感恩節(jié)做好準(zhǔn)備
I'm surprised you got the right holiday decorations.
我很意外你居然能拿對(duì)裝飾物
Last month, you put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.
上個(gè)月贖罪日，你居然把復(fù)活節(jié)的兔子給擺出來
So many Jewish holidays, I cannot Wikipedia them all.
猶太節(jié)日太多，我沒空在維基百科上逐個(gè)搜
What, like I don't got a life?
笑屁啊，我的生活又不是只有這餐館
