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These high-end mixers are a lot of money.
這些高端攪拌器真貴
I thought if we came to a big department store,
我以為如果來家大商店
there'd be a lot of them, and the prices would be better.
不但種類齊全，價格也會合理
We can't afford these.
結果我們全買不起
How much did you think they'd be?
那你覺得應該是多少錢
I don't know.
我不知道
I guess I'm not used to looking at prices.
我可能不習慣看價簽
I usually just point, pout, and it's purchased.
我通常是用手一指，嘴一撅，就手到擒來了
Yeah, I had a version of that, only it was more like,
對，我有另一個版本的，只不過更像是
point, and when they look the other way, stuff steaks down your pants and run.
用手一指，當店員看向別處，趕緊把東西塞進褲襠，然后立馬開溜
Come on, there has to be a mixer here we can afford.
拜托，肯定有咱們可以買得起攪拌器
There is.
的確有
Here.
這個
A $5 spoon? That's what we can afford?
五塊錢的勺子，我們就只買得起這個嗎
Yeah, if we put it on layaway, work hard for a few years.
是啊，買這個只需要分期付款，努力干個幾年...
I'm used to being poor around your stuff, but not around stuff that I want.
在你想要的東西附近，我很習慣"買不起"，可在我想要的東西前，我不想窮啊
What happened to all your "money's not important" holiday spirit now?
你那"錢不是萬能"的節日精神跑哪兒去了
Max, it feels like you want me to be depressed about the holidays.
麥克斯，怎么感覺是你想讓我對節日感到沮喪
No, no. I'm just saying that it's okay for you
不，不，我只是說如果你沒那感覺
not to be all up and everything around me if you're not feeling it.
就不用裝出一副積極向上的樣子，沒關系啊
It's all right to let your dark side out.
露出你的陰暗面沒有關系
Come to the dark side.
快棄明投暗吧
Oh, my God. Look, they're hiring elves.
天啊，快看，他們在招聘精靈
Why would I go to the dark side when I could go to Santaworld?
如果我能去圣誕樂園，為什么還要棄明投暗呢
Let's go get in line. I've always loved Santaworld.
快去排隊吧，我從小就熱愛圣誕樂園
Me too, as a David Sedaris story, not as an actual real-life option.
我也是呢，不過我是說笑的，就像大衛·賽德瑞斯的笑話那樣
Come on. If we get hired,
拜托啦，如果我們被錄用了
we could use our employee discount to get one of the really good cake mixers.
我們就能用員工折扣購買一臺質量上乘的蛋糕攪拌器
And then it'd be like it came from Santa!
然后就感覺像是圣誕老人送的一樣
Come on, Max, we'd be great elves.
拜托，麥克斯，我們會是很棒的精靈
I have the holiday spirit. You're great with kids.
我有節日精神，你跟孩子處得來
And we're both so desperate for money, we'll wear other people's tights.
而且我們缺錢缺到愿意去穿別人穿過的緊身衣
Max, I've been coming to this store at Christmastime with my father since I was little.
麥克斯，自小我爸爸每年都帶我在圣誕節期來到這家商店
I'd get all dressed up in my fanciest winter coat and hat
我會穿得漂漂亮亮，戴上我最美的帽子
and then stand in line to see Santa with my hands in my muff.
然后把手放進我的暖手筒，排隊等著見圣誕老人
And they didn't throw you out?
他們沒有把你趕出商店嗎
