The guy's hilarious.
那家伙可逗了
Okay, tell me one of his jokes.
好吧 說一個他的段子
He doesn't do jokes.
他可不說段子
- Does he have a mallet? -No.
-那他有小木槌嗎 -沒
So then how does he get hit in the head?
那他怎么打頭逗笑啊
He doesn't get hit in the head.
他不需要打頭逗笑
He- He makes observations.
他觀察在場的觀眾們
He tells the truth in a funny way.
然后用幽默的方式說出來
Come on. He's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times.
拜托 他上過無數次魯豫有約了
Who the hell is Johnny Carson?
魯豫又是誰
Oh, for God's sake.
老天爺啊
Gloria and I are from different generations.
我和歌洛莉亞不是一輩人
And I won't lie- It isn't always easy.
老實說 我很難跟她交流
I mean, last week she thought
上個星期 她還以為
Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.
"西蒙和加韋科"組合是我的律師呢
No I didn't.
我可沒
It was a joke.
我開玩笑的呢
I don't get it.
我沒聽懂笑點
Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
可能是因為我沒小木槌逗你笑
Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
是啊 我現在就想用木槌捶死你
...was to stay in Northern California.
...打算待在加州北部
Did you indicate to her how long that you were gonna take?
你有沒告訴她 需要多長時間
- Happy Valentine's Day. - Happy Valentine's Day.
-情人節快樂 -情人節快樂
- Happy Valentine's Day, Daddy. - Happy Valentine's Day, Lily.
-情人節快樂 爹地 -情人節快樂 莉莉
Notice anything different?
發現什么特別的了嗎
- Oh, that is cute. - Cute?
-真有愛 -有愛而已嗎
We spent a lot of time on this.
我們花了很長時間打扮呢
I don't see how.
我可沒看出來
You just cut up one of your boas.
你只是拆了一條羽毛圍巾而已
重點解釋:
1.right now 立刻;馬上
例句:Please stop right now.請立即停下來。
2.be spent on 被花費在 ... 上
例句:The money will be spent on acquisitions for the university library.這筆款項將用于為大學圖書館購買圖書資料。
3.cut up切碎
例句:I cut up the meat for cooking meat ball.我把肉剁碎后做肉丸子。