評論
打印
I think me and your tub are going steady.
我跟你的浴缸感情已經穩定下來了
Oh you found the jacuzzi button.
哦 你找到按摩鈕了
I don't know who found who
我不知道是誰先找到誰
but we're together now.
但是我跟小缸缸墜入愛河了
I'm totally stealing some of these ridonculous bath soaps.
我要把你這些白癡造型的肥皂通通帶走
This one's shaped like a vagina.
這一個長得跟下體似的
It's a seashell.
那是貝殼造型
Sister this is a mint green vagina.
妹兒 這明顯是薄荷綠的下體
Did you go to the prom with your dad?
你畢業舞會的伴是你老爸嗎
That's my debutante dance
那是我在上流社會的
when I came out.
初次登場
Out?
登場
Like you came out that you were dating your dad?
跟你爸以情侶身份的初次登場嗎
Gross.
真惡心
I think I can still fit a goose feather pillow in.
應該還可以再塞下一個鵝毛枕頭
Hey what's this one of you and Chestnut and your dad?
那這張你跟栗寶還有你爸的合照呢
Oh that's when my dad bought Chestnut for me.
那是我爸爸買栗寶給我時拍的
It was my first period present.
栗寶是我初經來潮的紀念禮物
Your dad got you a horse for getting your period?
你來個月經你爸就送你匹馬啊
O.M.G.
我的神呀
Know how I celebrated getting my period?
知道我怎么慶祝初潮的嗎
Stole a painkiller and half a beer from my mom's boyfriend.
從我媽相好那里 偷了止痛藥跟半瓶啤酒
Wasn't a horse but it was pretty awesome.
雖然比不上馬 不過也是挺爽的喲
How come there are no pictures of your mom?
怎么都沒看到你媽媽的相片啊
'Cause there aren't any.
壓根就沒她的相片
She cheated on my dad when I was five
我五歲的時候她跟人搞外遇
and my grandmother got rid of her.
就被我奶奶處理掉了
Not in like a mob way.
不是像黑幫那樣把她干掉
In a society way which is worse.
而是從社交圈中除名 這樣更殘忍
So who raised you?
那你是誰帶大的
Well Estella from 1989 to '96.
八九年到九六年是埃斯特拉
Then Dominica from '97 until she went back to Guatemala.
多咪妮佳從九七年帶到她回危地馬拉
Then no one.
之后就沒人了
Funny. You didn't have a father
挺巧 你沒老爸
and I didn't have a mother. So we're
我沒老媽 我們還...
Oh we're alike?
我們同病相憐嗎
Look around. We have nothing in common.
看看你家 咱們差了十萬八千里
Hey what's this button for?
這個按鈕是干嘛的啊
Music.
放音樂
Oh let me guess. Show tunes? Boy bands?
我來猜猜 音樂劇原聲帶 男子團體嗎
I love this song!
我愛死這首歌了
