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Any cougars in the house?
有熟女顧客在店里嗎
And in case you don't know "cougar"
我來普及一下 "熟女"
means older lady with a large sexual appetite.
是指三十如狼 四十如虎的饑渴女性
Lady past prime with tight clothes
年齡走下坡 穿著緊身衣
who wants sex from young men.
渴望得到年輕男性"滋潤"的女性
Max what is the one thing worse than karaoke?
麥克斯 你知道什么比卡拉OK更糟糕嗎
Oh no. That's right.
不會吧 沒錯
Open mic night.
暢所欲言夜
Cougar also have face lift.
熟女還會去拉皮除皺
From behind look 22.
后面看像二十二歲
She turn around 72.
正面一看七十二歲
It's true!
是真的
It's funny 'cause it's true.
是真的才這么好笑呢
Bad news.
壞消息
They heightened security because we tripped the alarm.
我們觸發報警器后 他們加強了保安
The entire townhouse is locked down.
這棟別墅都被封鎖起來了
We can never go back!
我們永遠也回不去了
My tub!
我的小缸缸
Why does anything that gives me pleasure wind up behind bars?
為什么所有讓我快樂的東西都被關了呢
Forget about the tub.
忘了那個浴缸吧
Everything was inventoried.
家里的每樣東西都有被登記過
We can't sell the furs.
那些皮草是賣不掉的
I should've thought of that!
我早該想到了
Yeah you should've.
是啊 你真該早想到
'Cause you know they always inventory the furs, bitch!
富人都會登記皮草的呀 蠢貨
