評論
打印
One more song before we close.
在打烊前 再來一首
I sing Spice Girls'
就來首辣妹合唱團的
Aww, tell me what you want,
告訴我你想要什么
what you really really want.
你內心深處最強烈的欲望
That boy's more stiff
他歌喉僵硬的程度
than Michele Bachmann's husband at a Chippendales
比米歇爾·巴赫曼的老公看男妓時還"硬"呢
I will give you the money for trip to fancy dentist.
我給你錢 讓你去看好牙醫吧
Really? Oleg you would do that?
真的嗎 奧列格 你愿意嗎
It's favor I do for you.
就當是我幫你個忙
And at some point when I come to you for favor
日后我需要你幫忙時
you will say yes like I say yes now.
你也會果斷答應 就像我現在這樣
Well I'd need to know what that favor might be.
我得知道你會要我幫什么忙
I can't say for sure.
這還說不定
Will it be in a week or a month?
是一周內還是一個月內
I can't say for sure.
這個我也不確定
Will it be sexual?
跟性有關系嗎
Yes it will be.
是的 有關
This I can say for sure.
這我確定一定以及肯定
Thank you but no.
多謝 還是算了吧
I am such an idiot.
我真是個白癡
I like it. Keep going.
這開頭好 接著說
My bite guard is just sitting in the bathroom of my townhouse.
我的保持器就在我家別墅的廁所里
If I could only get up on the roof
如果我能爬上屋頂
then I could break in through the skylight
我就可以從天窗溜進去
like I used to when I snuck out in high school.
就像高中時溜出來那樣
Hello I'm Max. Have we met?
你好 我是麥克斯 你還是大小姐嗎
When I was 15 I paid the security system guys extra
我十五歲的時候 賄賂了裝安保系統的人
to not wire the skylight
讓他們不要在天窗裝感應器
and then I snuck out and went to Ilana Shapiro's Sweet 16...
之后我偷溜出去參加朋友的十六歲派對
Cute. In Greece.
不錯 跑到希臘呢
Hardcore.
猛將兄啊
I used to sneak out of the house
我曾經偷溜出家門
and huff spray paint with an ex-marine
和一個前海軍陸戰隊員吸噴漆氣呢
And sometimes I'd just sneak out
有時我偷溜出去
look up at the stars and dream.
就是想抬頭看看星空 做做白日夢
And then you said that.
你真讓人無語
