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Those are not extensions bitch!
我這秀發(fā)可是天生的 賤貨
Are you still laughing 'cause it wasn't funny.
你怎么還在笑 這事一點(diǎn)都不好笑
It was so funny. It was like Looney Tunes funny.
太好笑了 你比兔八哥卡通還逗呢
It was like Bugs Bunny getting shot in the face funny.
跟兔八哥被獵槍顏射了一樣好笑
Only in your version bugs bunny tries to have a dialogue with the shotgun.
而且你這兔八哥 還企圖跟獵槍講道理
I was trying to get your T shirt back.
我想幫你把T恤要回來(lái)
I wanted you to have it
我想你擁有那衣服
because you lit up at the 'will when you saw it.
你在二手店看到它時(shí)兩眼都放光了
I do not light up okay?
我才不會(huì)放光
There's no light inside me.
我內(nèi)心陰暗 希望之光已滅
What you're seeing is probably radiation from the summer
我發(fā)出的光 可能是某年夏天我在鐵軌邊
I collected uranium tubes by the train tracks.
收集鈾管 身上殘留的輻射光吧
That was good money.
那年掙了不少呢
Thanks for looking out for me Caroline. You're welcome Max.
謝謝你為我出頭 卡洛琳 別客氣 麥克斯
It's a T shirt it's gone.
不過(guò)是件T恤 沒了就算了
I don't get attached to things.
我從不亂放感情的
My nail practically got torn off back there by Kat Von D minus.
我的美甲都被那山寨凱特·方迪給整沒了
I'm gonna have to sleep with it elevated.
看來(lái)今晚睡覺得忍受美甲翹翹的了
Is there a nail place around here?
這附近有做美甲的地方嗎
Well this is new york so there's probably gonna be one right...
這里是紐約嘛 沒準(zhǔn)就在...
Here. Love when that happens.
前方 生活處處有驚喜呀
Look a two for one girlfriend special. Genius.
瞧 閨蜜價(jià)買一送一 太棒了
Go with me tomorrow before work it'll be cheaper if we both go.
明天上班前一起去吧 兩人同去更便宜哦
I really need one.
我不做新的不行了
Plus you need one too.
再說(shuō)了 你指甲也該修修了
Well I can't. I have my own day of luxury already booked.
我去不了 我已經(jīng)安排好至尊逍遙游了
I'm doing a laundry and then the tasting menu at Wendy's.
先洗衣服 然后去速食店試吃
Come on. You and me nails and air conditioning.
來(lái)嘛 我和你 享受空調(diào)加美甲
It'll be fun. You're doin' it gir r rl.
肯定不錯(cuò) 就這么定了 姐妹兒
Me and my friends used to love getting manicures.
以前我和我的閨蜜最喜歡去做美甲了
'Cause they are black drag queens
黑人變裝癖娘炮都好這一口
