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I hope you're happy.
這下你開心了吧
I look like a cambodian stripper.
我看起來像柬埔寨的脫衣舞娘
These cost $70.43.
這花了我七十塊四毛三
She forced me to get tips
她逼我得做假指甲
and then tip her for the tips.
再付她做假指甲的小費
See and all because you never showed up
瞧 而且因為你沒來
I didn't get the two for one discount
我拿不到買一送一的折扣
because I was waiting alone for you.
還讓我獨自一人 苦等一個不出現的你
Max I have really tried to be girlfriends with you
麥克斯 我真的很努力想跟你成為閨蜜
but you obviously have some issues.
但顯然你心里有毛病
Follow me to the walk in.
跟我進冷藏室
Good let's get it out.
好 大家來攤牌
Here.
拿著
I thought we were gonna talk.
不是要進來談心嗎
No we just didn't have any chocolate cream in the case.
才不是 我只是讓你進來幫我拿巧克力奶油派
Why didn't you show up?
你為什么沒來
You told me you were gonna be there.
你答應會來的
Well I had a lot of crap to do.
我有一堆屁事要忙
Well you gave me the impression you were going.
你給我的感覺像是你會來啊
I gave you the impression? I don't do impressions.
有嗎 我才不給人什么感覺
Well wait that's not true I do one my mom.
等等 其實也不是 我會模仿我媽
But to do that. I need a christmas tree
但要模仿出她 需要一顆圣誕樹
a gallon of vodka and a lit cigarette.
一加侖伏特加 和一根點燃的香煙
So are we gonna be girlfriends or not?
所以我們到底要不要做閨蜜
Look I'm gonna give this to you straight up.
聽著 我就直說吧
I am never gonna be the type of girlfriend you're used to.
我真的做不了你要的那種閨蜜
I am not your gir r r or your gir r rl
我不會當姐妹 也不是你的姐妹兒
and I am definitely not someone's
我也不是會為了折扣
two for one girlfriend crap at a nail store.
而跟你一起做美甲的人
In fact think of me as a dude.
老實說 你就當我是個爺們吧
So o o are we good?
那 咱倆沒事吧
Yeah. We good.
嗯 沒事
I get it. You're not a girl's girl.
我懂 你天生不是當閨蜜的料
Okay good.
好 很好
I can be a girl's girl.
我可是塊當閨蜜的料喲
