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Hey Chestnut.
嘿 栗寶
Hot as a mother right?
體溫高得就跟孕婦一樣 對吧
Better right?
好點了嗎
So hot so take off all your clothes
適宜寬衣解帶
I am gettin' so hot
渾身熱血沸騰
I'm gonna take my clothes off
我要寬衣解帶
You might want to keep your voice down.
你最好還是小聲點
This building has three registered sex offenders.
這座樓有三個記錄在案的性侵者
It's gettin' hot in here
這里熱氣騰騰
So leave all that Strokes tee shirt drama behind
讓那T恤隨汗去
Come on it's our night off.
拜托 今晚難得休息
Let's go get drunk in air conditioning.
我們去有空調的地方一醉方休吧
We won't even have to pay for drinks.
連酒錢都不用帶
These "shotes" is gonna pay for our drinks.
這雙白花花的大腿就能搞定
You are literally a $5 whore right now.
你現在活脫就是個要價五塊錢的妓女
Come on.
走吧
Hi Johnny.
你好 強尼
I thought I told you to keep your dumb tragic ass out of here.
不是叫你那悲劇肥臀離我店里遠點嗎
The only thing that isn't tragic about me is my ass.
老娘的屁股才不悲劇
And who's the blonde bony skank?
這個金發干癟丑女是誰
Dude she's not in on this.
伙計 不要傷及無辜
I'm so sorry Miss. I'm Johnny I'm Max's friend.
抱歉 女士 我是麥克斯的朋友強尼
I'm Caroline. I'm freaked out.
我是被嚇死的卡洛琳
This is something we do.
我倆經常這么干
To remind us of our families.
會想起我們家庭的"溫馨"
Excuse me for a second.
先失陪啦
These guys tip more if I high five 'em when we talk about chicks.
跟那倆家伙擊掌聊妞 他們就會多給小費
Vagina! Yeah!
陰道 萬歲
Girl your bartender friend is cute.
閨蜜 你的酒保朋友蠻可愛的嘛
Look at those arms. Nice guns.
瞧他的雙臂 猛男呀
He's not just a bartender this dude is legit.
他不光是個小酒保 這家伙有份正經職業
He's a street artist goes by "Jpeg".
他是街頭藝術家 藝名是"電子圖檔"
Well right now he's cutting up limes and cleaning glasses.
現在他不照樣在這兒切萊姆 洗杯子
Well you're an heiress
現在你這個富家女
who's slinging burnt hash and stale toast.
不也照樣跟糊掉的食物和過期的面包為伍
Touche. Douch ay.
一針見血 體無完膚
These are from the gentleman with a sweet note
那位先生贈的美酒一杯 美言一句
"nice ass nice rack."
"小俏臀 大美胸"
If that's your tequila noise
喝龍舌蘭叫聲就這樣
God knows what your orgasm sounds like.
你高潮的時候還得了
Same face no sound.
表情一致 默不作聲
Oh my God.
天啊
I can't believe it it's the girl from the 'will.
冤家路窄啊 是二手店的那騷貨
I got your back gir r r.
我幫你討回公道 姐妹兒
What is she doin'?
她要干嘛
She thinks Goodwill has made her tough.
她以為去過二手店就能當悍妹子了
How are you?
你好呀
I just wanted to talk to you about that shirt at the Goodwill.
我想跟你談談今天在善心二手店那件T恤
See my friend really wanted it
我的朋友真的很喜歡它
and well your friend has it.
結果卻被你的朋友搶走了
What are you sayin' bitch?
你說什么呢 賤貨
Okay I think we might have got off on the wrong foot.
雖然初次見面時 沒留下好印象
Do you want to feel my foot bitch?
那要老娘給你留一腳印象嗎 賤貨
Well I guess we know what your favorite word is.
看來大家都知道你的愛用詞了
Those are not extensions bitch!
我這秀發可是天生的 賤貨
I should break this up I should break this up.
我應該制止她們 我應該制止她們
No no no give her like four seconds to learn her lesson.
別別別 先讓她挨個四秒揍才會學乖
Okay ow! All right. All right!
哎呦 放手 放手
Okay okay okay.
時間到 快去
Okay come on come on. It's okay.
好了 別鬧了 沒事了
