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All it took for my mother to cleanrew's gown
老媽用來清潔Drew的畢業(yè)袍的工具
was a pair of scissors and a well-placed scarf.
是一把剪刀和一條恰到好處的圍巾
Let's hear it for our most popular student with a 2.0 grade point average,
讓我們?yōu)閷W(xué)校最受歡迎的 均分基點(diǎn)2分的同學(xué)鼓掌
Drew!
Drew!
That's my brother!
那是我哥哥!
Where'd he get that?
他那身哪來的?
With that plumbing bill,I hope I didn't pay for it.
加上那水管帳單 但愿我沒付這個(gè)的錢
I made it from what was left of his gown.
我用他畢業(yè)袍剩下的材料做的
Hey,Drew!
嘿 Drew!
My family didn't get this excited
我家人對(duì)我所做的事都沒這么興奮過
about anything I did until my first HBO special.
一直到我第一個(gè)HBO特輯出現(xiàn)
The next day I found out I had taken revenge to a whole new level.
第二天 我發(fā)現(xiàn)我的復(fù)仇行動(dòng) 被提高到一個(gè)全新的高度
We're standing outside Corleone Junior High,
我們現(xiàn)在位于Corleone初中外面
where just an hour ago,
這里一個(gè)小時(shí)之前
toxic fumes filled the hallways and...
毒煙充滿了過道 而且...
You're not telling me we're supposed to go back in there?
你不是告訴我 我們?cè)摶啬抢锶グ?
That is an awful smell.
那可真難聞
It's not toxic.It's somewhere on the first floor,maybe the locker.
那不是毒煙 是在一樓的某個(gè)地方 也許是儲(chǔ)物柜
What's that?
那是什么?
Where is she going?
它要跑去哪里?
Oh,my God!
我的上帝!
It's like that movieThe Birds.
就像那部電影鳥患
Except with cats.
只不過現(xiàn)在是貓患
That's my locker.
那是我的儲(chǔ)物柜
Open it.
打開它
Looks like we've got ourselves a little practical joker.
看上去我們自己人出了一個(gè)惡作劇小鬼
You think this is funny?
你覺得這樣很有趣?
I do.
是的
There's cat food in the heating ducts.
貓食在熱管道里
In the desks.
在桌子上
All over.
到處都有
I didn't do this.
不是我干的
Oh,really? You think because this is the last day of school,
是嗎?你認(rèn)為學(xué)年的最后一天
you're gonna get away with this?
你可以為所欲為?
You're sadly mistaken.
很不幸你錯(cuò)了
Not only are you not going to get away with it,
你不但不能為所欲為
you'll be paying for this all summer.
你還要為此付上整個(gè)暑假的代價(jià)
What?!
什么?!
Revenge might be cold,but I felt warm all over.
復(fù)仇也許是殘酷 但是我感覺渾身都爽
