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Earl
厄爾.
Earl
厄爾!
I made your favorite,red velvet.
我給你做了你最愛吃的 紅絲絨蛋糕
My little cupcake brought me a cupcake.
我的小甜心給我?guī)Я诵〉案獍?/div>
Let me pay you for that.
我還是把錢給你吧
Oh, no, no.It's on the house.It's your birthday.
不用啦 我請客 今天是你生日嘛
How old are you gonna be?
你今年多少歲了
75
75.
Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger.
噢 厄爾 如果你再年輕三歲的話，咱們就成了
Max, Max, big news.
麥克斯 麥克斯 大新聞
The new boss fired that Russian waitress, Paulina.
新老板開除了那個俄羅斯服務(wù)員寶莉安娜
Turns out Chesty Kournikova was Vladimir Puttin' it out.
大胸金絲貓被發(fā)現(xiàn)其實(shí)是個死間諜
Hello today.I have paycheck for you.
你好啊 今天發(fā)工資啦
I need to talk to you.You fired Paulina, Han?
我要跟你談?wù)?你把Paulina開除了是嗎 Han
I am no longer Han Lee.
我不再是Han Lee
I have new American name to go with changing neighborhood.
為了適應(yīng)變化環(huán)境 我取了一個新的美國名字
To go with the changing neighborhood.
為了適應(yīng)變化"的"環(huán)境
You need to remember this for your immigration exam.
記得別在移民考試的時候犯這個錯誤
Correct. To go with the changing neighborhood.
沒錯 為了適應(yīng)變化"的"環(huán)境
Bryce? Your name is Bryce Lee?
Bryce嗎 你的名字是Bryce Lee
Wait, wait,um, um, um...
等等 嗯 呃 額
Don't hire a new waitress,okay?
不要再找新的服務(wù)生了 好不好
I've been doing all the work anyway,and I really could use the extra money.
反正都是我一個人在工作 而且我真的需要更多錢
You need help.
你需要幫助
No, I don't. Everyone need help sometimes.
不 我不用 每個人都有需要幫助的時候
I don't. I've been waiting my whole life, okay?
我不用 我當(dāng)了一輩子服務(wù)生了
I've waited on tables,I've waited in bars,
餐廳服務(wù)生 酒吧服務(wù)生
I've waited on home pregnancy tests.
還在家等過驗(yàn)孕結(jié)果
I already hire new waitress.
我已經(jīng)請了一個新的服務(wù)生
She work in all top restaurants in Manhattan.
她在曼哈頓所有的頂級餐廳工作過
I gave her Paulina's uniform.
我把Paulina的工作服給她了
Hi.Mr. Lee,not to complain,
嗨 Lee先生 不是我抱怨
but I think someone wore this uniform before me,
但是我真覺得有人在我之前穿過這件衣服了
like right before me.
好像才脫下來的樣子
Is it possible that I could get another one?
能給我換一件穿嗎
Maybe one that's a little less moist.
沒這件那么濕嗒嗒的
Also this mustard color doesn't really go with my skin tone,
而且這個芥末黃實(shí)在不配我的膚色
neither do the mustard stains...
跟這些芥末印子也不搭
And these various other stains,and smells.I hope that's clam chowder.
還有些其他的污跡和異味 我希望是蛤蜊湯
So...
所以
I think it'd be better for everyone,including my immune system,
為了對大家都好 包括我的免疫系統(tǒng)
if I just keep on wearing what I'm wearing,
我能不穿圍裙就穿我自己的衣服嗎
and not the apron,cause this is chanel.
我這身可是香奈兒
So thank you,and let's waitress.
謝謝了 我們開始工作吧
