Go into the living room. I've got something for you.
到客廳去, 我有點東西給你看
I was too late.
我去晚了
Mom, if this is about pie, I don't need to be depressed and fat.
媽, 如果是餡餅就省了吧 我在減肥
Alan said you left.
Alan說你走了
That was the plan.
原本計劃是的
I was originally gonna go next month...
最初打算下個月走
...but the other night I was showering and the drain stopped up.
前天晚上洗澡的時候 發現排水管又堵了
And this time...
這次是因為...
...the cause was your hair.
你的頭發
So while the plumber guy was lecturing me again...
當修理工又再教訓我的時候
...I realized I just couldn't be around here anymore.
才發現這地方真的容不下我
But you didn't leave early.
但你還是沒有走啊
I tried.
我試過了
First, I started thinking about the trip, and all the places that I would finally see...
首先, 我開始制定旅程計劃 把所有想去的地方
...and all the things that I would finally do.
和要做的事情都想好
And then I thought about how happy it should make me.
然后就覺得會是非常愉快的旅程
But it didn't.
實際上并不是