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Porto John fell on me.
波爾圖的廁所壓到了我
What?
什么?
Was it full?
那是滿的嘛?
No. It was...
不是 它...
It was brand-spanking-new.
它還是全新的
It was completely sanitary.
很干凈
We were setting up a camp outside of Bandar,
我們?cè)诤８弁獯顜づ?/div>
and it fell off a forklift.
然后它從鏟車上落下來了
Well, don't tell the ladies that.
這個(gè) 可別跟女士們這么說
You gotta find something better than that.
你必須得找個(gè)更好的說法
You kidding?
你開什么玩笑?
I love that Porto John.
我喜歡波爾圖的廁所
Best thing that ever happened to me.
它是我遇到過的最好的事了
got shot to pieces.
全被炸成了碎片
A week later, my unit shipped off to Mosul,
一個(gè)禮拜之后 我的部隊(duì)被派往摩蘇爾(伊拉克北部城市)
The shitter saved my life.
屎救了我的命
Wish I could've brought it home, set up a shrine.
我恨不能把它帶回家 供起來
If I have another kid, I'm gonna name him Porto John.
如果我再有個(gè)小孩 我就給他取名叫Porto John
That's...
那就是...
They all look so good.
他們看上去都很好吃
I don't know what to order.
我不知道要點(diǎn)哪個(gè)
What can I get for you?
你們要點(diǎn)些什么?
Give me the Number 8, the Number 9, and the Number 10.
我要8號(hào) 9號(hào)和10號(hào)套餐
Coffee, orange juice, and milk.
咖啡 橙汁 和牛奶
