Give him dry food twice a day,And make sure his water bowl is always filled.
每天喂兩次貓糧,并確保它的水碗里總是加滿水
Oh, and my sister Virginia is coming by later for a play date.
還有我妹妹維吉妮亞稍后會(huì)過來一起玩
You want me to have a play date with your sister?
你想要我和你妹妹一起玩
Not you-- Caboodle.
不是你 是卡不多
Virginia brings her cat Stanley over.
維吉妮亞會(huì)帶來她的貓斯坦利
What a ridiculous name for a cat.
貓的名字這么滑稽啊
Caboodle?
你說卡不多嗎
Stanley
我是說斯坦利
Oh, I should go.
哦,我要走了
But so my little Caboodie won't make a scene,You need to distract him.
但我的小卡不多多可就要不高興了,你要逗逗他讓他分心
Should I pretend to be a mouse?
我要裝成耗子嗎
Yes.
當(dāng)然
I was joking.
我是說笑的
I wasn't.
我可不說笑
The cat seems fine to me.
我看這貓現(xiàn)在就挺好啊
I'm paying you.
我可是付錢讓你干事的
Now put him down and act like a mouse.
現(xiàn)在放下他然后去扮耗子吧
Squeak squeak.
吱吱 吱吱
You can do better than that.
你能扮得更像一點(diǎn)么
Bare your teeth, wiggle your nose,And act like you're eating a piece of cheese.
要齜牙咧嘴皺鼻子扮成你正在偷奶酪吃
Now keep doing that for 20 minutes,And he should be fine. Goodbye, my Caboodle.
現(xiàn)在繼續(xù)這樣扮二十分鐘,他就會(huì)很安分的.再見了,小卡不多寶貝
Teddy honey, did you lose something?
泰迪寶貝,你在找什么東西嗎
Only my dignity.
找我剛丟的尊嚴(yán)