- Poison you? - I'm not scared of you.
- 毒死你? - 我不怕你
When the prince comes
- 等王子來了
Everyone will live happily ever after.
每個人都會有幸福結局
You always were such an annoying little optimist.
你的樂觀精神總讓人覺得討厭
Fortunately, happy endings are so yesterday.
幸運的是,幸福的結局已經(jīng)被淘汰了
Red Riding Hood- Only the hood is left.
小紅帽同學… 現(xiàn)在只剩頭巾了
Size six, if you want one.
6號尺碼,不知你是不是也想要一件
And Sleeping Beauty
- 睡美人…
Nighty-night... after night, after night.
晚安…再晚安…又晚安
Forever!
晚安到永遠!
And Cinderelly...
而灰姑娘…
still dreaming of her big, strong prince.
仍在夢想這她的高大威猛的王子
Well, don't hold your breath, baby!
好吧,可別嚇掉下巴了,寶貝!
I did it all
- 這些我全照做了
the ball, the girl, the haircut, the shirt, the steed.
舞會,女孩,發(fā)型,襯衫,戰(zhàn)馬
I even had the perfect underwear!
我甚至準備了完美的內衣!
I'm a failure!
我是個失敗者!
No. That's impossible.
不,不可能的
He's the prince. He's a hero. He can't
- 他是王子,他是個英雄 他不能…
Can't what? Lose?
不能什么?失敗?
Feed that thing, you half-wit!
喂喂那小東西,你這低能兒!
But if I feed him now, he's gonna be up all night.
要是我現(xiàn)在喂他,他整個晚上都不會睡了
Then I'll feed him... to the crocodiles in the moat.
那我來喂他… 喂給護城河里的鱷魚