評論
打印
"I have enclosed a list of gross factual misrepresentations in your article. 隨函列上尊稿舛誤之處
P.S. 再啟：
There are fifteen." 共有十五處
(Ike) Funny. I like her. 真有趣,我很喜歡她
She's got spunk. 她有種
Ike, look. She sent us this list. 這就是舛誤清算了
Our lawyers say it's actionable. 我們的律師說她可以采取行動
I left you four messages. You don't return my calls. 你沒有回我的電話
I never returned your calls. Even when we were married I didn't 我們婚后我從不回你的電話
What's Fisher doing here? 菲莎干嘛會在這里?
Ellie asked me to offer moral support. 雅莉叫我來,在精神上給予支持
Since when does Ellie need moral support? 雅莉幾時要靠精神上的支持啊?
It's for you, Ike. 是在精神上支持你呀!
What? What? 你說什么?
Journalism lesson number one: 新聞行業第一條守則
If you fabricate your facts, you get fired. 凡捏造事件者必遭革職
Lesson number two: 第二條守則
Never work for your former spouse. 切勿為前度配偶工作
You cooked this story up, and you know it! 你捏造這篇報導!
That has nothing to do with it. 與那件事無關
I did not cook anything up. I had a source. 我并非捏造的,資料是有來源的
Someone reliable? Some boozehound in a bar? 來自酒吧的醉酒鬼吧?
In vino veritas. 古語有云：酒后吐真言
Hey, hey, hey. Don't knock drunk guys in bars. It means they're not driving. 別攻擊酒吧里的醉漢了 至少他們不會醉酒駕駛
lam a columnist. 我是個專欄作家
Besides, 況且嘛…
This is what columnists are supposed to do. 專欄作家是這樣寫稿的嘛
We push, we stretch, 我們力求創新,突破常規
It's what you like. 你一向喜歡我這樣寫法
we go out on a limb. 甘冒危險
That's what makes me good! 這種寫作態度令我自得其樂
No, that's what makes you unemployed. 是會令你打爛飯碗!
All right. Let's consider that my wrist has been slapped. 讓我受一下輕微的處罰吧
There. Slap it. Go ahead, just-- 輕微地打我的手腕吧,來啊
Slap my wrist. That's done. 打我的手腕,功過相抵了
Just give me a call when you feel 覺得我受夠懲罰就打電話給我吧
that I've served my time, and move on. 我們可以卷土重來
This is permanent, Ike. 你這次是永不超生了，艾基！
If you go quietly, I'll get you severance pay. 如果你肯悄然引退 我還可以按年資給你遣散費
(Secretary) I'm sorry, Ike. 我很抱歉
In the kitchen! 我在廚房
(Maggie)Bob? Honey? 親愛的？
“帖著墻歡好，情趣更加高”
Honey, she canned him! Honey? 她把他開除了
Bob, she canned him! 她開除了他啦
Yea! What are you talking about? 你說什么啊？
Try this on first. Okay. 先試一試
Listen, it's in the paper. 聽著
I wanna read it to you, 我讀給你聽
so come over this way. 你過來吧
Ready? "Dear Maggie Carpenter: 準備聽吧,“美姬女士雅鑒”
I apologize to you for this unfortunate matter. “這是次錯誤報導,謹致由衷歉意”
Here it is. "Ike Graham's column will no longer be appearing in this paper. “甘艾基之專欄將被本報刪除”
Best of luck in your upcoming marriage." “敬祝婚姻幸福無比”
You let me know if it's too heavy. 如果覺得太重就告訴我
Okay. Whoa! 我可以調整一下
A little... yeah. Yeah, a little heavy, baby. (Laughing) 是重了點
Hi, it's me. Leave a message after the beep. 請留下口訊
If you want to leave a fax, 若想傳真過來
buy me a fax machine. 先買一具傳真機給我吧
(Beeps) Ike, Fisher. Get up. 艾基?我是菲莎啊
I can turn this Runaway Bride story around. 我可把逃跑新娘的報導逆轉乾坤
I'm doing a photo spread for G.Q. today by the convey or belt. 我正在運用報館的傳遞帶印照片
Meet me. I'll save your tush. 我要挽救你的事業,請來見我
And since I do freelance stuff for G.Q. now, I have an idea. 我幫紳士哥利打散工
What are you saying? 可以想出妙計扭轉乾坤
Vindication. 證明你無辜
How would you like some? 想嗎?
A chance to prove that although your story wasn't entirely factual, 證明你的報導雖然并非全部屬實
your theory was correct. 但你的理論卻是正確的
The real story on Miss Carpenter. 卡小姐的真人真事
All the gory details. 全部細節都是駭人聽聞的
And if she runs again, 她如果再逃跑的話
you got a cover story. 你的報導就可以刊登在封面了!
Here you go. Right upstairs to the left. 你的房間在樓上轉左
Thanks. How late's the restaurant open? 餐廳幾點鐘打烊?
8:30 every night. 每晚開到八點半
