Life is full of changes. One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a house of dumplings.
生活充滿了變數。前一天你還有一間公寓,第二天你發現它就變成了餃子館。
From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide whether you're going to commit to an entire evening.
約會開始后,你可以用五分鐘時間來決定你是否要把整個晚上都花在這個人身上。
Kids when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after.
孩子們,當你們單身的時候,你們以為感情的結局就是王子公主永遠過上幸福快樂的生活。
——《老爸老媽浪漫史》