加比：為什么？就因為他給了你一枚蠢戒指嗎？他又一次收買了你，醒醒吧！

蕾內：嗨，不管怎么樣這是我的婚姻，你只管看好你的假鼻子就得了！

Renee: Hey, girls.

Gaby: You are just in time. I mixed up a signature drink in honor of your divorce.

Renee: I wouldn't pour that just yet. I'm starting to rethink this whole divorce thing. Doug showed up last night.

Bree: He flew in from New York?

Renee: I know. He said it's over with Tina. He wants me back. And he gave me this. Oh, Doug screws up a lot, but his apologies are always the 4th of July.

Lynette: Wow. Tom's apologies are more like Arbor Day.

Gaby: But he cheated on you.

Renee: Okay. A guy who has women throwing themselves at him in every city. Meanwhile, we had ten great years, and he loved me and cared for me and I think I should give him another chance. Am I crazy?

Bree: Well, you have invested ten years in the marriage.

Lynette: No one goes that long without a few bumps in the road.

Renee: Okay, then. I'm doing it.

Gaby: Are you insane? The man dumped you for another woman.

Renne: Well, he apologized. Can't I forgive him?

Gaby: Why? Because he gave you a stupid ring? He's buying you off again. Open your eyes.

Renee: Hey. It's my marriage anyway. Why don't you just keep your fake nose out of it?