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《小鬼當家1》：又被媽媽教訓了
一大家子十幾口人熱熱鬧鬧地準備過圣誕節。小Kevin又闖禍了，他和哥哥在爭吵中把餐廳搞得一塌糊涂。媽媽趕過來劈頭蓋臉就開始教訓Kevin，讓他去樓上一個人去反省，舅舅也在旁邊敲鑼邊。Kevin當然很委屈了，本來就不是他一個人的錯嘛——
Mom: Stop! What's the matter with you?
Kevin: He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausages and olives...
Uncle Frank: Look what you did, you little jerk!
Mom: Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kevin: Why?
Brother: Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kevin: shut up!
Dad: Kevin, upstairs!
Mom: Say good night, Kevin.
Kevin: Good night, Kevin. Why do I always get treated like scum?
Mom: Oh, I'm sorry, this house is just crazy. We got all these extra kids running around and my brother-in-law's in from Ohio today. It's just nuts.
Kevin: How come you didn't bring more cheese pizzas?
Pizza boy: Nice tip, thanks a lot!
Mom: Thanks.
Henry: Having a reunion or something?
Mom: No, my husband's brother transferred to Paris last summer and the kids still went to school here and I guess he missed the whole family so he's giving us this trip to Paris for the holiday...so we'll be together.
Henry: You're taking a trip to Paris?
Mom: Yes, we hope to leave tomorrow morning.
Henry: Excellent, excellent.
Mom: If you'll excuse me, this one's a little out of sorts. I'll be right back.
Henry: Don't worry about me. I spoke to your husband already. And don't worry about your home. It's in good hands.
