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Your Horoscopes - Week Of June 7, 2016
星座運勢--2016年6月7號這周
Aries | March 21 to April 19
白羊座 3.21-4.19
It may be years before your coworkers treat you with respect again, but it will have been worth it for the brief time spent in the panda suit.
讓你的同事再次尊敬的對待你也許要好多年，但這將會是值得的，因為你穿熊貓西服度過了一段時間。
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
金牛座 4.20-5.20
You will be upgraded with improved graphics and greater ease of use, but processor speed remains a problem.
你將會使用升級改善過的制圖法，會更容易使用，但是處理器的速度仍然是個問題。
Gemini | May 21 to June 20
雙子座 5.21-6.20
Awesome forces beyond your control will continue to cause pictures and sounds to emanate from your TV.
不受你控制的強大力量將繼續形成從電視機散發出來的圖片和聲音。
Cancer | June 21 to July 22
巨蟹座 6.21-7.22
As the August issue of Vogue says, being fashion-forward in every aspect of your life is easier than ever. However, this assurance merely serves to confuse you.
正如《時尚》雜志的八月刊上所載，現在生活中每一方面表現的前衛比以往任何時候都更容易。然而，這一保證只是為了迷惑你。
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
獅子座 7.23-8.22
Strangely, no one will congratulate you when you finally win your lifelong battle with oxygen addiction.
很奇怪的是，當你終于在與氧氣上癮這一終身戰斗中獲勝時，卻沒有人來恭喜你。
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
處女座 8.23-9.22
This will be a lucky week indeed, since no one enjoys a good concussion more than you.
本周確確實實是個幸運周，因為沒有人比你的腦震蕩結果要好。
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
天秤座 9.23-10.22
When you boasted last week that "nothing can stop me now," you apparently forgot about syphilis.
當你上周吹噓到"現在沒有什么能阻止我了"時，顯然忘記了梅毒。
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
蝎子座 10.23-11.21
Investigators from several federal agencies will conclude that the failure of an 89-cent O-ring caused you to explode over Florida.
幾個聯邦機構的調查員們將會得出結論：89分的橡膠圈的失敗導致了你在佛羅里達州的爆炸。
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
射手座 11.22-12.21
Your fascination with the Vietnam War, combined with your love of romance novels and vampire myths, cause you to produce the worst work of fiction ever.
你對越南戰爭的癡迷，再加上你對浪漫小說和吸血鬼神話的喜愛，將會讓你寫出史上最差的科幻小說。
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
摩羯座 12.22-1.19
Don't worry: Men won't realize it's a prosthesis at first, and by the time they do, they'll have paid and gone.
別擔心：剛開始人們不會意識到它是假肢的，但是隨著時間的推移，他們是會發現的，但那時候他們已經付完錢走人了。
Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
寶瓶座 1.20-2.18
You've been on hold for three years now and are beginning to suspect that your call isn't important to them after all.
你已經等別人電話等了3年，現在你開始懷疑你的電話也許對別人根本不重要。
Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
雙魚座 2.19-3.20
It's never too late to start your life over, but hurry, as you only have minutes left.
重新開始生活永遠不晚，但是你要趕快，就好像還剩下幾分鐘一樣加快。
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