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Apprehending Criminals
逮捕罪犯
The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
洛杉磯警察局、聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局和中央情報(bào)局，都想要證明他們最會(huì)逮捕罪犯。
The President decides to give them a test.
于是總統(tǒng)決定要考考他們。
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
他把一只兔子放進(jìn)森林，而他們每一個(gè)人都必須去抓它。
The CIA goes in.
中央情報(bào)局的人進(jìn)去了。
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
他們?cè)谡麄€(gè)森林里放置了動(dòng)物通報(bào)器。
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
他們質(zhì)問(wèn)所有的 植物和礦物證人。
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
就在三個(gè)月的密集調(diào)查之后，他們得到的結(jié)論就是兔子不存在。
The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest ,
聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局韻人進(jìn)去了。就在兩個(gè)星期都沒(méi)有線索之后，
killing everything in it,including the rabbit,and they make no apologies.
他們放火把森林燒了，殺光了里面的一切，包括這只，兔子在內(nèi) ，而且他們并沒(méi)有表現(xiàn)出歉意。
The LAPD goes in.They come out two hours later with a baddly beaten bear.
洛杉礬警察局的人進(jìn)去了。兩個(gè)小時(shí)之后，他們帶著一只慘遭嚴(yán)重毆打的熊出來(lái)。
The bear is yelling;"Ok!I am a rabbit!I'm a rabbit!"
這只熊大聲地喊著說(shuō)：“好啦！好啦！我是兔子啦！我是兔子啦！”
