A drunk
醉漢
A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes.
有一位警官把一個(gè)在車道上穿進(jìn)穿出,迂回蛇行的男子攔到路邊。
He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir,I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
他走到這名男子的車窗旁邊說:“先生,我要你對(duì)著這個(gè)酒精測(cè)試管吹一口氣。”
The man says,"Sorry officer I can't do that.I am an asthmatic.If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
這名男子說:“對(duì)不起呀,警官,我不能吹呀。我是個(gè)氣喘病患者呀。如果我吹的話,我就會(huì)真的患很嚴(yán)重的氣喘病。”
"Ok,fine.I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
“ 好, 好。我要你到警察局進(jìn)行血液檢驗(yàn)。”
"I can't do that either.I am a hemophiliac.If I do that,I'll bleed to death."
“我也能抽血檢驗(yàn)呀。我是個(gè)血友病患呀。如果我抽血檢驗(yàn),我就會(huì)流血過多而死呀。”
"Well ,then we need a urine sample."
“嗯,那我們就要你進(jìn)行尿液檢驗(yàn)吧。”
"I am sorry officer I can't do that either.I am also a diabetic.If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
“對(duì)不起呀 ,警官,我也不能驗(yàn)?zāi)蜓健N乙彩且粋€(gè)糖尿病患者呀。如果我驗(yàn)?zāi)虻脑挘业难蔷驼娴臅?huì)變得很低。”
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
“好吧,那我要你出來到這邊,走這條白線。”
"I can't do that,officer."
“警官,我辦不到呀。”
"Why not? "
“為什么辦不到?”
"Because I am too drunk to do that."
“因?yàn)槲液鹊锰砹耍圆荒苣敲醋鲅健!?/p>