Idiot Teacher
白癡老師
If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .
喜愛挖苦人的老師說:“如果在這間教室里面有白癡,就請(qǐng)站起來好嗎?”。
After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,
沉默了很久之后,有一名新生就站起來了。
"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.
老師就以譏笑的口氣問他:“喂, 先生,你為什么認(rèn)為你自己是個(gè)白癡呀?”
"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
這名學(xué)生說:“ 唉呀,實(shí)際上我才不認(rèn)為我是個(gè)白癡呢,而是我很討厭看著你一個(gè)人站在那里啦。”