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1、嫁給埃菲爾鐵塔
Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom. But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends. She has changed her name legally to reflect the bond.
Erika La Tour Eiffel（譯注：OMG，冠的夫姓居然是埃菲爾鐵塔- -）是舊金山的退役女兵，她在跟埃菲爾鐵塔結婚前，她曾有過愛上“物體”的經歷，她最初的戀物經歷是愛上了一把幫助她成為世界級射手的魚叉，她也喜歡柏林墻，聲稱曾與一片珍藏在她臥室的柏林墻碎片發生了親密關系。但是最終，她選擇在親朋好友們的見證下跟埃菲爾鐵塔結婚，并宣誓要愛它、尊重它、服從它，為此，她合法地冠了夫姓，埃菲爾鐵塔。
