搞笑的墓志銘有很多,比如“其實我是臥底”之類,不過像下面這幾個因為名字的關系而生成如此喜感的墓志銘的,可就是真的獨一無二了。看來,取個有個性的名字,還是有長遠效果的……
1.Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest man,
And that is Strange。
--A lawyer's tombstone in England
Strange,一個奇怪的姓氏,滑稽而又無情地“否定”了這位律師的美德。
2. Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny
--John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery
“看官,您若缺錢,不妨掘地四尺,就會發現一便士。”果真如此,“便士”兄弟的玩笑可就開大了。
3. Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
--Dec.8,1767
又是姓氏弄人!她孤獨地死去,還被改了性別,變成了man(與Mann諧音)!