Illinois
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).
帶法國波特爾犬去歌劇院非法
Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
π值是4而不是3.1415 (=_,=|||)
Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
單手彈鋼琴者必須免費演出。(如果是殘疾人,可以視作歧視嗎?)
Kansas
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
朝穿條紋西裝的人扔小刀是非法的(難道朝其他人飛刀不犯法?)
Kentucky
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
每位公民每年必須洗一次澡
Nebraska
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
酒吧不能賣酒除非他們同時又煮了一桶湯。
Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.
留小胡子的男人不能親吻婦女。
New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
在漁汛期男人不可以織網(wǎng)(?)
New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.
女性不可以未修面就出現(xiàn)在公共場合。
New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.
步入電梯,你不能和人說話,必須交疊雙手、直視門口。(原來那么多人都違法了)