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What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.
我理想的男友標準-修訂版(42歲時)
1.不太丑(謝頂也可)
2.我上車后才開車
3.工作穩定-偶爾外出吃飯
4.我說話的時候點頭
5.通常記得笑話中的妙語
6.有足夠的力氣搬家具
7.沒有啤酒肚
8.不買帶螺旋蓋的香檳
9.記得放下馬桶座圈
10.大多數周末會刮胡子
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