一個小伙子非常愛一位姑娘，但姑娘的父親卻不喜歡他，也不讓他們的愛情發展下去。小伙子很想給姑娘寫封情書，然而他知道姑娘的父親會先看，于是他給姑娘寫了這樣一封信，姑娘的父親看了這封信以后，非常高興地把信給了姑娘。姑娘看罷信也非常快樂，小伙子依然愛著她。你知道她為什么高興嗎？其實，她初讀時非常憂傷，但她怎么也不相信那是他的真心話，于是她又默讀了幾遍，終于，她清楚了該怎樣讀法。只能一、三、五行如此類推，直到信的結尾。

　　There once lived a lad who was deeply in love with a girl, but dislikedby the girl’s father, who didn’t want to see any further development oftheir love. The lad was eager to write to the girl, yet he was quitesure that the father would read it first. So he wrote such a letter tothe girl:

　　原文：

　　My love for you I once expressed

　　no longer lasts, instead, my distaste for you

　　is growing with each passing day. Next time I see you,

　　I even won’t like that look yours。

　　I’ll do nothing but

　　look away from you. You can never expect I’ll

　　marry you. The last chat we had

　　was so dull and dry that you shouldn’t think it

　　made me eager to see you again。

　　If we get married, I firmly believe I’ll

　　live a hard life, I can never

　　live happily with you, I’ll devote myself

　　but not

　　to you. No one else is more

　　harsh and selfish and least

　　solicitous and considerate than you。

　　I sincerely want to let you know

　　what I said is true. Please do me a favor by

　　ending our relations and refrain from

　　writing me a reply. Your letter is always full of

　　things which displease me. You have no

　　sincere care for me. So long! Please believe

　　I don’t love you any longer. Don’t think

　　I still have a love of you!

　　譯文：

　　我對你表達過的愛

　　已經消逝。我對你的厭惡

　　與日俱增。當我看到你時

　　我甚至不喜歡你的那副樣子。

　　我想做的一件事就是

　　把目光移往別處，我永遠不會

　　和你結婚。我們的最近一次談話

　　枯燥乏味，因此無法使我渴望再與你想見。

　　假如我們結婚，我深信我將

　　生活得非常艱難，我也無法

　　愉快地和你生活在一起，我要把我的心

　　奉獻出來，但決不是

　　奉獻給你。沒有人能比你更

　　苛求和自私，也沒有人比你更

　　關心我幫助我。

　　我真摯地要你明白，我講的是真話，請你助我一臂之力

　　結束我們之間的關系，別試圖

　　答復此信，你的信充滿著

　　使我興趣索然的事情，懷有

　　對我的真誠關心。再見，請相信

　　我并不喜歡你，請你不要以為

　　我仍然愛著你！