17.Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

女人的薪水比男人低，只有一個行業例外———模特。

18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.

女人永遠不會犯錯。道歉是男人的責任。

19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drive car themselves.

女人對汽車一無所知，即使她們自己開車。

20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.

女人的衛生間很講究，那里有精致的椅子和紅地毯。

21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

女人喜歡貓。男人說他們喜歡貓，但當女人看不見的時候，他們就會踢貓。

22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

女人喜歡煲電話粥。一個女人去看她的女朋友，她們一起生活了兩個星期，她剛剛回家便會給這個女朋友打電話，她們會聊上3個小時。

23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

女人做什么事之前都會化妝——購物、給植物澆水、倒垃圾、接電話、讀書、收郵件。

24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,"How do I look?"

在這個問題上女人不想得到誠實的答案——“我看上去怎么樣？”

25."Oh, nothing."has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

“哦,沒什么。”這句話在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。

26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don't agree with them about it.

所有女人都會說自己超重,但千萬別對此表示贊同。

27.Only women understand the need for"guest towels"and the"good china".

只有女人知道為什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。

28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.

女人要求享有與男人同樣的權利，但你幾乎聽不到她們吵嚷著要求承擔和男人同樣的責任。

29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

面對超速行駛的罰單，噘嘴可以使女人免于處罰，卻會使男人被拘留。

30.Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary.

女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感，盡管她們聲稱幽默感很重要。

31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

女人在出門前將花費數小時化妝，然后她們出門，花更多時間注視其他女人。男人永遠不會察覺女人注視著其他男人，而女人總能察覺男人注視著其他女人。

32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

最讓女人尷尬的，就是在一個正式的聚會上發現另一個女人穿著和自己同樣的衣服。