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1.Women need to cry, and they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
女人需要哭泣，并且只有在你能聽到時才哭。
2.Women especially love a bargain.
女人特別喜歡便宜貨。
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
女人喜歡購物，她們覺得那是她們在這個世界上能控制的惟一領域。
4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you in feeling guilty.
女人總是問一些沒有正確答案的問題，她們想使你有犯罪感。
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
女人喜歡交談。沉默使她們不安，她們需要用交談打破沉默，即使她們沒什么可說的。
6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
女人需要感覺到別人不如她們。
7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
女人討厭蟲子。當看到一只蜘蛛或黃蜂時，即使意志力很強的女人也需要一個男人在身旁。
8.Women can't keep secrets.
女人不能保守秘密。
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
女人經常結伴去公共衛生間，這是她們閑談的好機會。
10.Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter whats she's doing.
女人不會拒絕接聽任何來電。電話鈴一響，不論正在做什么，她都會去接電話。
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an"on/off"switch.
女人永遠不會明白男人為什么喜歡玩具。男人認為，如果女人有開關，他們就不再需要玩具了。
12.Women think all beer is the same.
女人覺得所有品牌的啤酒都是一個味兒。
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rainforest.
通常，女人的浴室里總放著3種不同的洗發香波。她們沐浴后，浴室就散發著熱帶雨林的味道。
14.Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
女人不能領略體育節目的魅力。男人從那些能讓他們逃離現實的東西中尋找娛樂，女人則從那些能提醒她們現實有多糟糕的東西中尋找娛樂。
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
如果一個男人要出門7天，他會帶夠5天穿的衣服，并且會將一些衣物穿兩次。如果一個女人要出門7天，她會帶夠21天穿的衣服，因為她不知道自己每天喜歡穿什么。
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
女人在睡覺前梳頭。
