Poor Snake
可憐的蛇
An old snake goes to see his doctor.
一只上了年紀的蛇去看醫(yī)生。
"Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days."
“醫(yī)生,我該配副眼鏡了,這段日子以來我一直看不清東西。”
The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
醫(yī)生給它配了一副眼鏡,并讓他兩個星期后來復查。
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
兩個星期后,老蛇又來了,它對醫(yī)生說它很郁悶。
The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"
醫(yī)生問:“怎么啦?眼鏡的度數不對嗎?”
"The glasses are fine doctor, but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
“眼鏡很好,醫(yī)生,只是我才發(fā)現(xiàn)我和一根水管一起生活了兩年!”