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Two Cockroaches
兩只蟑螂
Two cockroaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
兩只蟑螂正在一條胡同里的垃圾堆上大吃特吃，一只開始談論一家新開張的餐廳。
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere-it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
“我去了街對面那家新餐廳，”它說，“那兒太干凈了！廚房里一塵不染，地板潔白得閃閃發亮。哪兒都沒有臟東西，那地方整潔衛生得都發光了。”
"Please," said the other cockroach frowing. "Not while I'm eating!"
“夠啦，夠啦，”另一只蟑螂皺著眉頭說，“不要在我吃飯的時候說！”
