評論
打印
I'll Wait for the Police
我要等警察來
A woman and a man were involved in a car accident-it was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them were hurt.
一個男人和一個女人的車撞到了一起，撞得很嚴重，兩個人的車都面目全非。令人稱奇的是他們兩個人竟然都沒事。
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So, you're a man-that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are both unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends, and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
從各自的車里爬出來后，女人說：“這么說你是個男人，太有意思了，我是個女人。哦，看看我們的車，完全報廢了，可幸運的是，我們都沒事。這一定是上帝的意旨，要我們相識相知，并在今后的日子里和睦地生活在一起。”
The man thoughtfully replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
男人想了想答道：“我完全同意你說的，這一定是上帝的意旨！”
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
女人接著說道：“看這個，這是又一個奇跡嘛，我的車已經(jīng)撞爛了，可這瓶酒竟然沒有碎。一定是上帝要我們用它來慶賀一下我們的好運。”
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, and drank half the bottle. He then handed it back to the woman. The woman look the bottle, and immediately put the cork back in, and handed it back to the man.
她把那瓶酒遞給男人。男人點點頭，打開瓶塞，喝了半瓶，遞回給女人。女人拿過酒瓶，馬上把瓶塞蓋好，又遞給了男人。
In surprise, he asked, "Aren't you having any?"
男人很詫異，問道：“你不來點兒嗎？”
"No," the woman replied, "I think I'll just wait for the police..."
“不，”女人答道，“我想我還是等警察來好了……”
