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你知道的歷史
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
亞當(dāng)孤獨(dú)地在伊甸園里游蕩，上帝問他：“你怎么啦？”
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
亞當(dāng)說沒有人陪他說話。
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
于是上帝說要給他造一個(gè)伴——一個(gè)女人。
He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.
上帝說：“女人會(huì)為你采集食物，給你做飯，你發(fā)現(xiàn)做衣服的材料時(shí)，她會(huì)幫人洗。”
"She will always agree with every decision you make.
“她會(huì)同意你做出的每個(gè)決定。”
"She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
“她會(huì)為你生孩子，而且不用你半夜爬起來照顧他們。”
"She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
“她不會(huì)對(duì)你喋喋不休，在你們有不同意見時(shí)，她總會(huì)先承認(rèn)錯(cuò)誤。”
"All in all, she will enjoy being with you."
“總之，她很享受和你在一起。”
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
亞當(dāng)問上帝：“這樣的女人要我付出什么代價(jià)？”
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
上帝答道：“一只胳臂和一條腿。”
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
亞當(dāng)問：“我用一根肋骨能得到什么？”
The rest is history...
后面的事情你們都知道了……
