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Some Truth
一些事實
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
男人會花兩塊錢買一件價值一塊錢的東西，因為這是他想要的東西。
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
女人會花一塊錢買到一件價值兩塊錢的東西，但這并不是她想要的。
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人在結婚前不會為將來操心。
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人在結婚后就不再為將來操心。
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
一個成功的男人賺的錢要比他老婆能花掉的多。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
一個成功的女人要能找到這樣的男人。
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
和男人幸福相處的秘訣是更多地了解他，但是少愛他一些。
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
和女人幸福相處的秘訣是更多地愛她，但根本不要試圖去了解她。
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
男人起床時的樣子和他上床時的樣子一樣。
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
女人睡了一晚之后多多少少變了樣子。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
男人娶女人時希望她不會改變，可她偏偏就變了。
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁給男人時希望他有所改變，可他偏偏就變不了。
A woman has the last word in any argument.
每次吵架總是女人收尾。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
男人在那之后說的話會導致新一輪吵架的開始。
