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Men's Rules
男人制定的規則
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
如果男人們能夠重寫“規則”
Rule 1 Anything we said several months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
規則一 吵架中，我們幾個月以前說過的話是不能作為證據的。我們說過的所有的話在7天后就無效。
Rule 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
規則二 如果我們說的話有兩種理解方式，而且其中的一種會讓你們難過或生氣，我們的話想表達的意思就是另外那種。
Rule 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
規則三 一起做《時尚》雜志上那些愚蠢的字謎游戲，既不是你們最大的樂趣也不是我們的。
Rule 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done--not both.
規則四 你們可以或者讓我們做什么事或者告訴我們你們想要這件事怎樣做——不要兩樣都說。
Rule 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or thime-outs.
規則五 只要有可能，請在播放廣告期間或中場休息時說你們一定要說的話。
Rule 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
規則六 克里斯托弗·哥倫布不需要人指路，我們也一樣。
Rule 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
規則七 當我們已經轉方向盤，把車開上坡道時，你就沒必要說“這是出口”了。
