評論
打印
Tiny Men and Tiny Women
小男人和小女人
What is a CAT?
貓是什么？
1. Cats do what they want.
1. 貓們隨心所欲。
2. They rarely listen to you.
2. 貓們極少聽你的話。
3. They're totally umpredictable.
3. 它們完全不可捉摸。
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
4. 你想玩耍的時候，它們想獨個待著。
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
5. 你想一個人待著時，它們想要玩耍。
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
6. 它們希望你能迎合它們心血來潮的念頭。
7. They're moody.
7. 它們喜怒無常。
8. They leave hair everywhere.
8. 它們到處掉毛。
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
結論：它們是披著小號毛皮外套的小號的女人。
What is a DOG?
狗是什么？
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
1. 狗們整天整天地躺在家里最舒服的家具上。
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
2. 它們能聽到半個街區外開食品袋的聲音，可是你和它在同一間屋里它倒聽不見。
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
3. 同一時間，它們能顯得又笨又可愛。
4. They growl when they are not happy.
4. 它們不高興時就會亂吼。
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
5. 你想玩耍時，它們也想玩耍。
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. 你想一個待著時，它們想要玩耍。
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
7. 它們把玩具到處亂扔。
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
結論：他們是披著小號毛皮外套的小號的男人。
