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You Don't Know Who I Am
你不認識我
One professor had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were done at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam paper after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
一個老師對于考試時間的要求極為嚴格，他規定鈴響之后還在寫的學生的考試成績為零分。
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam paper for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in.
可是，就有一個人在鈴響后又繼續寫了一會兒，然后才自信地大踏步走上前來交卷。
The professor looked at him and said, "Don't bother to hand that paper in. You get a zero for continuing after the bell."
老師看著他說：“不用麻煩你來交卷了，鈴響后你還沒有停筆，你將為此得零分。”
The guy looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am!!"
那學生看著他說：“老師，你知道我是誰嗎！！”
The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States... you get a zero on the exam."
老師答道：“不，我不在乎你爸爸是美國總統還是什么……總之，這門考試你要得零分。”
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea who I am???"
那學生帶著一臉憤怒的神情大叫道：“你是說你不認得我嗎？？？”
The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you think you are."
老師說：“不，我不知道你認為自己是誰。”
With that, the guy said, "good," plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!!!
聽了這話，那學生說：“很好。”接著用力地把自己的卷子插到一堆試卷中，然后迅速地從教室跑掉了！！！
