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I've Got Everything!
我什么都有了！
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 50 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 10 years, but I want a divorce."
一對夫婦駕車以50英里的時速行駛在州際公路上。丈夫在開車，妻子看著丈夫說：“親愛的，我知道我們結婚已經10年了，但是我想要離婚。”
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
丈夫什么也沒說，悄悄地把車速提到了60邁。
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."
她接著說：“我不會改變主意的，我和你的好朋友好上了，他比你好。”
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
丈夫繼續保持沉默，雙手緊緊地攥著方向盤，腳下猛踩油門。
She says, "I want the house."
她說：“我要房子。”
Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
他再踩油門，車速提到了70邁。
She says, "I want the kids too."
她說：“孩子們也要跟我。”
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.
他只是不斷地提速，直到80邁。
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."
她說：“還有車、銀行存款和信用卡都要歸我。”
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
丈夫將車轉向對準一個立交橋的橋基，這時，她問道：“你要什么東西嗎？”
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."
他說：“不用了，就現在來說，我需要的已經有了。”
She asks, "What's that?"
她問：“是什么？”
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph... "I've got the airbag!"
在車以90邁的速度撞上橋基前，他答道：“我有安全氣囊！”
