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Some Notes on Marriage
關于婚姻的一些隨筆
For everyone that's still single, some notes on marriage...
仍是單身的朋友們，請看看下面這些關于婚姻的隨筆……
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
婚姻是一場三個RING的盛會：訂婚戒指（engagement RING）、結婚戒指（wedding RING）和無盡的苦頭（suffeRING）。
Marriage is a sacred institution--but who wants to live in an institution?!
婚姻制度是神圣的，可問題是誰愿意生活在制度里？！
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss.
婚姻是福，無知是福。
Marriage is not a word: it is a sentence--a life sentence.
婚姻不是一個單詞，而是一個句子（判決）——無期徒刑。
Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
婚姻是惟一的一項要身陷其中的人購買證書的活動。
Marriage still confers one very special privilege--only a married person can get divorced!
婚姻仍然賦予了人們某種特權——只有結了婚的人才能離婚！
Married life is exciting and frustrating. The first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
婚姻生活既讓人興奮又令人沮喪。結婚的第一年，丈夫說話，妻子聽著；第二年，妻子說話，丈夫聽著；到了第三年，他們倆一塊說，鄰居們聽著。
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
幸福婚姻的秘密到現在還是一個秘密。
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
婚姻是一所學校，在這里男人失去他們的學士學位，而女人得到碩士學位。（婚姻是一種制度，在這種制度下，男人喪失單身身份，而女人掌握了控制權。）
The happy marriage would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
幸福的婚姻該是由耳聾的男人和眼瞎的女人組成的。
The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
結婚前的日子就像是一本冗長乏味的書的短小精悍的序言。
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
戀愛是一場美夢，結婚是一個鬧鐘。
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
婚姻就像是個捕鼠器，在外面的想鉆進去，鉆進去的想逃出來。
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
結婚是離婚的惟一起因。
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
婚姻就像是洗熱水澡，習慣了之后，就不覺得有那么熱了。
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
長久的戀愛能使兩人在結婚前了解對方的性格，這絕對是不可取的。
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
有一種比電子銀行還要快的劃轉資金的方式：結婚。
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the music is over, the strings are attached.
婚姻就像是拉小提琴，優美的演奏結束后，琴弦還繃著。
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
婚姻是愛情的結晶，愛情是盲目的。所以婚姻是給盲人設立的制度。
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
結婚證只是又一張工作許可證。
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
戀愛是盲目的，可婚姻絕對能讓你大開眼界。
