評論
打印
I Know
我知道
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see the accident?"
一場車禍的目擊證人正在作證。律師問他：“你確實看到了那起事故嗎？”
The witness, "Yes, sir."
證人答：“是的，先生。”
The lawyer, "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
律師：“當時你距離事發地有多遠？”
The witness, "Twenty-nine feet, eight and one quarter inches."
證人：“二十九英尺，八又四分之一英寸。”
The lawyer smiled (thinking he'd trap the witness), "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
律師笑著（認為自己已經給證人下了套）問：“現在，先生，請你告訴陪審團你怎么會知道這么確切的距離的？”
The witness, "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."
證人：“那是因為事故一發生，我就拿了一個卷尺去量的。我知道會有某個煩人的律師問我這種問題的。”
