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In Prison vs. at Work
蹲監獄和上班
IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
在監獄里…… 你大部分時間待在8x10大小的牢房里。
AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
上班時…… 你大部分時間待在6x8大小的格子間里。
IN PRISON... You get three meals a day.
在監獄里…… 你一天吃三頓飯。
AT WORK... You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
上班時…… 你只有一次工間休用來吃飯，而且這頓飯是要付錢的。
IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior.
在監獄里…… 你表現好的話會獲得減刑。
AT WORK... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
上班時…… 對你表現好的獎賞就是更多的工作。
IN PRISON... A guard locks and unlocks all the door for you.
在監獄里…… 有看守為你開關所有的門。
AT WORK... You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
上班時…… 你得隨身帶著門禁卡自己動手開所有的門。
IN PRISON... You can watch TV and play games.
在監獄里…… 你可以看電視和玩游戲。
AT WORK... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
上班時…… 如果你看電視和玩游戲就會被解雇。
IN PRISON... You get your own toilet.
在監獄里…… 你有自己的馬桶。
AT WORK... You have to share.
上班時…… 你得和別人共用馬桶。
IN PRISON... They allow your family and friends to visit.
在監獄里…… 你的家人和朋友們可以來探視你。
AT WORK... You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
上班時…… 你甚至都不能和家人和朋友們通話。
IN PRISON... All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
在監獄里…… 你的所有費用是由納稅人支付的，你都不需要用勞動來換取。
AT WORK... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
上班時…… 你得支付為了去上班而產生的所有費用。另外還要從你的工資中扣除稅款以支付監獄里那些犯人的費用。
IN PRISON... You spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
在監獄里…… 大部分時間里，你透過柵欄望向外面想要出去。
AT WORK... You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
上班時…… 大部分時間里，你想著出來到酒吧里去。
IN PRISON... They ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
在監獄里…… 你只有在要去某些地方時才會被帶上鐐銬。
AT WORK... You are just ball-and-chained.
上班時…… 你就是被禁錮了。
IN PRISON... You get your own room.
在監獄里…… 你擁有一個單間。
AT WORK... You have to share.
上班時…… 你得和別人共處一室。
IN PRISON... You can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
在監獄里…… 你可以參加很多活動，而且可以隨時離開。
AT WORK... There are some programs you can never get out of.
上班時…… 總有些活動避無可避。
IN PRISON... There are wardens who are often sadistic.
在監獄里…… 有些看守是施虐狂。
AT WORK... You have managers.
上班時…… 你是有上司的。
IN PRISON... You have unlimited time to read jokes.
在監獄里…… 你有的是時間看笑話。
AT WORK... You get fired if you get caught.
上班時…… 如果你看笑話被抓到的話就會被炒魷魚。
