And all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road.
都因為那個男人婆要男扮女裝去惹禍
Go get her?
去找她?
What's the matter with you?
你有病嗎?
After this Great Stone Humpty-Dumpty mess...
石像神龍已經裂開兩半了
I'd have to bring her home with a medal to get back in the temple.
除非她是英雄,我才能把它帶回來
Wait a minute. That's it!
等等 這就對了
I make Mulan a war hero and they'll be begging me to come back to work.
我讓她變成英雄就能凱旋歸來
That's the master plan.
就這么辦
Aw, you done it now, man.
我真聰明
Hey, what makes you think you're comin'?
誰說你能來的?
You're lucky?
你運氣好嗎?
Do I look like a sucker to you?
我長得像呆子嗎?
What you mean, a loser?
你說我很衰?
How 'bout if I pop one of your antennas off, and throw it across the yard?
我把你的胡須拔掉如何?
Then who's the loser, me or you?
再看看誰比較衰?